I´ve found this questionnaire in esistrot´s Journal, it´s really amusing, you should try it!


1. Open your library. (iTunes, Windows Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Turn on 'shuffle'.
3. Press 'lay'.
4. For every section, type the song that's playing.
5. When you're on to a new question, press 'next'on your player.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool by hiding your Hilary Duff and Westlife songs.

1. What do you think of me?

Cruachan – A thousand years
„I will always rebel, I will survive“
comment: YEAH!


2. Will I have a happy life?

Judas Priest – Lost and found
comment: well, sounds promising


3. What do my friends really think of me?

Progres2 – Výkřik v Proxima Centauri (Scream in Proxima Centauri)
comment: ok, I am a little bit odd, but I´ve never thought that it´s so serious..


4. Do people secretly lust after me?

Lisa Gerrard – Mirror Medusa
comment: so yes or not?!


5. What does Q think of me?

Sabaton – Endless Nights
comment: well, I really don´t know who is Q, but stay away from me!


6. How can I make myself happy?

Last Divinity – Chalice of sin
no comment

7. What should I do with my life?

Blind Guardian – Hallelujah (Deep purple cover)
„I am a preacher with a message for my people
Over the world, scratching on the ground
Looking for the peace that nobody has found“
comment: I will be a messiah!


8. Why must life be so full of pain?

Elliott Smiths – Blackbird (Beatles cover)
comment: seems to be a good answer, it´s fault of this damned bird!


10. Will I ever have children?

Helloween – Keeper of the seven keys
comment: ok, it´s a secret, I won´t spy.. (but seven is too much!)


11. Will I die happy?

Sentenced – May today become the day
„May today become the day
As I plunge into the grave
Let it slide in
All the signs are there
They all think that I'm brave
The strongest link of our chain
But really I gotta say that ain't how it's like“

comment: that´s a little bit…dark


12. Can you give me some advice?

In Extremo – Macht und Dummheit
„Niemals
Ich werde nie ewig sein
Niemals
Dummheit wird mein Henker sein“
comment: sounds like a good advice


13. What do you think happiness is?

Ayreon – Castle Hall
„Shades of the dead are sliding on the wall!
Demons dance in the castle hall...“
comment: of course, who could not wish this


14. What's your favourite fetish?

Alain Stivell – Suite Sudarmoricaine
comment: umm, it´s a Breton song, from a French translation I´ve learnt that it´s about a guy who catch the pox, in a hospital they cut his cock and the rest of the song I´d rather not analyse… great


15. Will I get far in life?

Sonata Arctica – Silver tongue
„I cannot understand you, to me you live in a world of chaos.
Life is a play you star on , to you it's all a game.“
comment: I´ll consider it positive, because chaos is good thing


16. How do my friends see me?

Liquid Tension experiment – State of grace
comment: wow, not sure about it, but great song


17. Where will I get married?

Tipton, entwistle & Powell – Stronger than the Drug
comment: not sure if I‘ll ever get married


18. What is my best friend's theme song?

Discipline – Strength to live
comment: interesting, this song I‘ve got from my best friend


19. What is the story of my life?

Värttinä – Meri
comment: it´s becoming a little bit horryfying, cuz I study Finnish and this song is in Finnish..


20. What is/was high school like?

The Pearl Fishers – St. Francis´ song
comment: this song is full of nostalgy, very appropriate I suppose


21. How can I get ahead in life?

Dissolving of prodigy – Rozmluva s větrem (Talk with the wind)
comment: ok, I´ll try to


22. What is the best thing about me?

Värttinä – Omani
Omani means „my beloved“ in finnish, that´s really nice, the best thing about me is someone else


23. How is today going to be?

After Forever – My pledge of allegiance
hmm?


24. What song describes my parents?

Freternia – Dragon song
comment: It´s not so hot, I suppose


25. My grandparents?

Cruachan – Ride on
comment: well, some parallels in the lyric bring back sad memories..


26. How is my life going?

Lake of tears – The path of the gods
comment: not exactly


27. What song will they play at my funeral?

Led Zeppelin – The rover
comment: well, I´d appreciate „Stairway to heaven“ more


28. How does the world see me?

Slade – Far far away
comment: strange.. in another similar test I have this song as describing me


29. What is my signature dancing song?

Civilization one – 16
comment: rather not


30. What do I think my current theme song is?

Blind Guardian – Battle of sudden flame
comment: yeah! To the victory of elves!


31. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Brainstorm – Master of the universe
comment: I don´t think I´m so easy to see through


32. What do I really want from life?

Interpol – Slow hands
comment: I really don´t know


33. What should I do to help others?

Cradle of Filth – In secret love we drown
comment: not sure if this helps others


34. What should I do to help myself?

Jugendorchester Kirchberg – Hymn to the fallen
comment: sarcasm again?


35. What should I do to succeed in life?

Jiří Smitzer – Řekněte prdel (Say ass)
comment: the best answer I´ve got :-D


36. What is my one most important goal in life?

Manowar – Die for metal
comment: noooo, THIS is the best answer!!


37. What do I get the most pleasure from?

Lamb – Gabriel
comment: I can flyyyyy…


38. What do people assume when they first look at me?

Jethro Tull - Rover
no comment


39. What will be a big challenge in life for me?

oops, test recording of my voice for Finnish pronunciation..


40. Am I a good girlfriend?

Amr diab – Olt Eih (= Change your mind)
comment: ok, maybe I should take a think